So I just came from the bathroom from washing my face before I go to bed. When I hear this toilet flush. Not any regular run-of-the-mill flush. Now this was the atlas of toilet ‘s re-adjusting his toilet on his shoulder flush. Then I hear a *THDHUMP!* (sound it out). And I was like wth. Twenty seconds later I Hear the toilet flush. Home boy was taking a dump and he must of had some hot sauce he stomach didn’t agree with.

Must have felt like shitting out the chernobyl disaster.

Just thought i’d share.